The Phatican Fantasy Football League
Where democracy is manifested
Important Dates
Thursday, September 5:
First game of the NFL season – Ravens vs. Chiefs @ 8:20 p.m.
Saturday, September 7th:
The Defender’s Wedding – Attendance highly recommended (mandatory)
Sunday, September 8th:
Lions home opener – Rams vs. Lions @ 8 p.m. – (Commissioner and Executioner in attendance)
Risky Spatafore | 6-2
Draft Score: 1st
Ohhhhhoooo Risky Moeeee. Welcome frisky of risky. The friskiest of the riskiest. A hell of a draft that he shat on the night of for no reason whatsoever. A hua.
Saquopenhagen's Bargainhagens | 6-2
Draft Score: 9th
Phucked by phantasy too many times too touch. Got two first round picks to stack high against the competition and reclaim his maniphest for democracy.
Yall Must Have Forgot | 5-3
Draft Score: 2nd
ALBATATTTTTT. Dont sleep on his team like last year. Yet he still feels forgotten. A podium finish still isnt first TAT!!!!!!
Bison St. Brown | 4-4
Draft Score: 4th
The greatest commissioner there ever was. Another perfect draft night, thank you. The phenomenal one promised a sweep against dagger...
Heimdag Defender of Phatguard | 4-4
Draft Score: 11th
The defender continues his duties defending the league against all corruption and demise. A target on his back from the commissioner himself is right where someone like him wants to be believe it or not.
Dr. Dumb Fuck | 4-4
Draft Score: 6th
This benjamin bro is a contender every year and calmly collects assets for success. An anonymous trash talker seems to have a true problem with this.
Feech La Manna's Bakery Crew | 4-4
Defending Champion
Draft Score: 3rd
The legend returns and aims for nothing less than byke to byke rings. Expect at least 6 more trades this year.
Fourth Reich | 4-4
Draft Score: 8th
Das vierte Reich ergreift die Macht, um zu dem Ruhm zurückzukehren, den es einst hatte, als es den Phatican in seiner Hand hatte.
Ziociante | 4-4
Draft Score: 5th
Somehow someway somedee someday stinky worked his way back in the league. Pure jesture move. YEAHHH.
Cooper Kuck | 3-5
Draft Score: 7th
SHOOTER has new beef with the jester this year. Solid draft even with an eyebrow raising pre-draft trade with fadi.
The Politician | 2-6
Draft Score: 10th
Political power has gotten this benjamin bro many places in the league. He dodged an attempted removal from office in the off season.
The 2nd Amendment | 2-6
Draft Score: 12th
One of the fagoots. His reaches in the draft were deliberate and calculated. The team name pic and qb is insane aura to have in the front office of fantasy which might help his biased draft.
First to Five
F25
Alright let’s say we do a revote, we already know who’s thumbs up and thumbs down, Benjamin MOUZ didn’t even vote, that thumbs up was for me saying man United need that win and let’s say Benjamin mouz does say yes and it’s a 6-6 vote, it can’t be resolved so my solution as your great emperor of the league is that we do a revote whoever reaches 5 first wins the vote first come first serve I will tag everyone
