Junior's Varsity Football Team | 11-3

2023 Season Champ

Draft Score: 12th | Currently: 1st

Insane amount of trades. Projected from last to first place. A mogul of making trades to build his dynasty.

Turn The Freaking Frogs Gay | 11-3

Draft Score: 3rd | Currently: 2nd*

Commissioner Cork. Dramatic trade early in the season shaped his stacked team. This is his best season by far and he is not afraid to tell you about it. Thank you for hosting the draft of all drafts.

Yil 3n Deeeebo | 9-5

Draft Score: 11th | Currently: 3rd

Stinketh of Al-Nazareth. The stinkster. As stinky as he is, his team is poppin off as of recently. Jamaican toboggan.

Team BUCKETS | 8-6

Draft Score: 2nd | Currently: 3rd*

One of the two Benjamin Bros. Disgusting team with a crazy high ceiling and a floor the bottom teams could not dream of reaching on their best week. Thank bark for a large part of that.

Y’all Slept on My Team 🤪 | 8-6

Draft Score: 4th | Currently: 5th

ALBATATTTTTT. ALBA-FREAKIN-TATTTTT. The man, the myth, the gangster himself. His powerhouse comes from his steady stream of trades.

Sunnicianti | 7-7

Draft Score: 9th | Currently: 4th

Stinketh of Al-Nazareth. The stinkster. As stinky as he is, his team is poppin off as of recently. Jamaican toboggan.

Team ATL | 6-8
ELIMINATED

Draft Score: 5th | Currently: 5th

The other half of the Benjamin Bros. This politician will bleed you dry with his insurance scam tactic trading. Good-luck getting him to open your message.

John Sack: Chapter 2 | 5-9
ELIMINATED

Defending Champion

Draft Score: 10th | Currently: 6th*

The bishop. Baxtavious got caught up in the heat of the moment with pre-draft trades. His team has suffered as of lately with some devastating losses after his trades.

The GOOT Slayer | 5-9
ELIMINATED

Draft Score: 8th | Currently: 6th*

Fadwardo. A huge step in the right direction by letting go of his squirtle obsession. His team got saved by his waiver pickups. Hanging by a thread, ratting by in typical fashion. Well played.

25ERS| 5-9
ELIMINATED

Draft Score: 6th | Currently: 6th*

Duck. A victim of democracy. 39.86 points week 10 vs team ATL. Nick Chubb got hurt week 2 and fell victim to the zionist team buckets by 4 points. It has been a wild rollercoaster ride since then.

SCHMUCKS | 5-9
ELIMINATED

Draft Score: 1st | Currently: 6th*

SHMUCK. Shmoody. Little action in his front office and a stingy trader. A busy work schedule and no trades got the best of his team. Banking on JT’s return paid off but a little too late.

Ekelner Darabi | 4-10
ELIMINATED

Draft Score: 7th | Currently: 7th*

The defender. Titles are meaningless when it comes to fulfilling his duties. He doesn’t have a fancy team but he keeps his games close. Recent trades buffed his team up, but his schedule is one of the hardest remaining.